Chapter 70 - Mischief
Only a centimeter away from Li Zhuoen's lips, Cen Yuhao could even smell the scent of her faint lipstick, he closed his eyes and prepared to kiss it.
"Mmm." Li Zhuoen unconsciously murmured, as if she felt something approaching her, so she reached out her hand and moved haphazardly in front of his eyes.
"Ah!" When Cen Yuhao was about to kiss her, she suddenly threw a slap to his face.
The ambiguous atmosphere was instantly broken by Li Zhuoen's restless hand.
"Li Zhuoen!" Cen Yuhao thought she did it on purpose, and he was on fire, nobody had ever dared to hit him in the face in all his life!
But Li Zhuoen did not know what she had done, she rolled over, smacked her lips, and continued to sleep.
"Not awake?" Cen Yuhao held back his anger and came closer to observe her. If she dares to pretend to sleep, he will make her die a horrible death!
Afraid that she will "attack" him again, Cen Yuhao even clamped her two hands before approaching her this time. (TN: Dude, you're not done? What about the "broken" ambiguous atmosphere?)
Li Zhuoen is quietly asleep, breathing evenly, her body also with her rhythmic breathing goes up and down, it does not look like she was pretending.
Shit! He was actually beaten by a woman while she was asleep! When Cen Yuhao found out that Li Zhuoen was really not awake, he cursed in his heart depressedly.
He was preparing to steal a kiss from her, but he was hit by the other party's unconscious counterattack, and it was a direct punch to the face! Thinking about it, he felt too humiliated! Cen Yuhao let go of Li Zhuoen's hand and straightened up his body, with a nameless fire in his heart that had nowhere to pour.
This woman, even if she is asleep, just can't stop tormenting him, right? He kicked her in the buttocks a little heavily. He didn't understand how he got carried away and tried to kiss her! It seems that he is going crazy along with her!
Although Li Zhuoen did not hit him very hard, Cen Yuhao just could not swallow this suffocating breath! Looking at her sleeping body, he suddenly remembered a way to take the heat off himself.
He leaned down and gently picked Li Zhuoen up, then moved her body to the sofa. When he finished this series of actions, he straightened up and looked at his "masterpiece" with satisfaction, his lips could not help but hook a wicked smile.
Well, now he can finally go back and get a good night's sleep! Cen Yuhao went back to bed and lay down with satisfaction.
Early the next morning.
The sunlight sprinkled in, Li Zhuoen felt that the sunlight was a bit harsh and wanted to turn over and continue sleeping for a while.
"Ah!" Unexpectedly, she turned over and tumbled directly onto the floor. The fall made her lose all sleepiness.
Cen Yuhao was still awake when he heard her "wolfish's fuss", which without a doubt woke him up. If it was before, he would have taught her a lesson for howling so early in the morning, but thinking that this time it was his "masterpiece", he pulled the corners of his mouth and smiled.
Li Zhuoen, who told you to be so restless even when you are asleep? This is the price you pay for beating me!
He was lying on the bed, looking comfortably at the "live" broadcast from the sofa.
Damn! How could she sleep on the edge of the sofa! Li Zhuoen rubbed her painful buttocks and got up from the floor. There is no carpet on the floor here! It hurts so much!
She glanced at Cen Yuhao's side, but there was no movement in the bed, so she hadn't woken up. If she had woken up Cen Yuhao, she would have been lectured by him again, and she would have been ridiculed by him.
How miserable is she! Li Zhuoen began to lament her fate again, it's okay to be an orphan, but why did she have to run into such an oddball!
When we were young, we were all flowers of our country, and as time went on, some blossomed, some bore fruit, some branched out, and some were peachy. But there are just a handful of people who end up growing into oddballs. Cen Yuhao definitely belongs to the oddball of the oddballs there! Li Zhuoen thought indignantly.
Without thinking about it, she saw her leg, eh, who bandaged this wound for her? Li Zhuoen noticed that her knee was carefully wrapped with gauze, and she moved it, but there was no more pain.
Strange, last night before she went to bed, she clearly remembered that she had not treated the wound ah! Who would come in the middle of the night to bandage her? Li Zhuoen glanced at the door of the room.
What maid in the house would dare to come in without Cen Yuhao's consent? But if not, who else would it be?
She locked her eyes on the figure on the bed again. When she thought of the scene when he was dressing her wound, the picture was too beautiful! She didn't dare to look at it too much! Li Zhuoen was so frightened that she shook her head vigorously.
Could it be a thief? Li Zhuoen could only think of this possibility. But who would be a thief who would be kind enough to help the master of the house dress her wounds when he stole something? Unless the thief is really amused!
Wow yada yada yada, since none of them are, then who actually treated her wounds for her? Li Zhuoen was about to freak out inside her head.
Cen Yuhao was in a happy mood on the bed, enjoying Li Zhuoen doing a one-man show, and his mood unconsciously brightened up. She needs to get a job as an actress. Because she can completely act on her own, right!
As the time got later and later, Cen Yuhao also planned to get up, he pretended to roll over and then sat up.
That guy is awake! When Li Zhuoen saw the movement on his side, she hurriedly pretended that she was still awake and prepared to lie back on the sofa, but she didn't calculate the length of her upper body, and when she laid down too hard, her head directly hit the armrest of the sofa.
"Ah!" She screamed in pain, only to feel a ring of little birds chirping happily above her head.
"Li Zhuoen, what the hell are you screaming there early in the morning!" The scene where she was just hit was received by Cen Yuhao's eyes. He couldn't figure out how a person could be as stupid as she was!
"No ...... nothing ah, I get up in the morning to practice my voice!" Li Zhuoen rubbed her forehead with her hand, while pretending as if nothing had happened, and returned towards Cen Yuhao's voice.
"I just heard a 'dong' sound, where did you fall?" Cen Yuhao asked knowingly.
"Haha, how could it be! I'm so smart, how could I fall myself!" Li Zhuoen laughed and denied it.
This dead woman is definitely a master of liars! Cen Yu Hao looked at her and thought in his heart.
"You come here!" He beckoned towards her.
"What for!" Given what happened last night, Li Zhuoen was wary of him.
"I just want you to help me go to the restroom, what are you so nervous about!" Cen Yuhao was speechless, that look she just gave him like a pervert-proof look really made him feel very hot. Is he, Cen Yuhao, such an easy guy? Would he be that hungry to the point he wants her?
"Oh." Hearing him say that, Li Zhuoen was then relieved, put on her slippers, and walked to his side.
Huh, seeing him so close, she seemed to vaguely recall that she seemed to have seen him come to her side last night!
The impression was that she saw that his eyes were not blind and that he was tenderly tending to her wounds. The light at that time was indescribably soft, hitting his body as if it had gilded him with a layer of gold trim.
Although she does not want to admit it, there will be no one else but him to treat her wounds ah.
"Did you go to the couch where I slept last night?" She asked uncertainly.
"Why would I go over to the couch where you slept if I had nothing to do?" Cen Yuhao denied.
"But if it wasn't you, then who bandaged the wound on my knee for me?" Li Zhuoen never figured out this question. And she did see him over to the sofa ah, so real, not at all like a dream!
"Li Zhuoen, is your head paralyzed! Why should I bandage your wounds!" Cen Yuhao didn't want her to know that he did this for her, so he explained like this.
That's true! He had no reason to treat her wounds. That guy treated her so badly, it's only possible that he put poison on her wounds! Li Zhuoen analyzed it and felt that what he said did make sense.
"But ...... who helped me with my wounds?" Li Zhuoen thought about it and felt too frightened, sleeping and getting up, the wound was somehow taken care of. Could it ...... be that this house is not too clean?
"Maybe you're sleepwalking when you bandaged yourself, who knows ah!" Cen Yuhao blamed all of this on her sleepwalking.
"Where did I do that!" Li Zhuoen protested. Although she would very occasionally drool when she slept, she had never sleepwalked!
"That's not necessarily true! Do you know how many bad things you do when you're asleep, Li Zhuoen? Talking in your sleep, drooling, grinding your teeth, and farting!" Cen Yuhao accused her.
"I don't have any of those things you said! I just occasionally drool a little bit, but I don't have so many bad habits as you said!" Li Zhuoen argued, but was a little short of breath, in fact, she was not quite sure what she looked like when she fell asleep.
"I should really record a video to show you!" Cen Yuhao said with a disgusted face.
"I don't believe there's any of that you're talking about!" Li Zhuoen's voice was getting lower and lower, she felt a little embarrassed, was she really like what he said? That would be too humiliating, right?
"Believe it or not! Talking to you is just a waste of time and energy, hurry up and help me go to the bathroom!" Cen Yuhao felt like he was really going to laugh if he didn't go into the restroom.
"Oh." Li Zhuoen only felt a little embarrassed, buried her head, and helped him to the door of the restroom.
Only when he walked into the restroom and then closed the door, did Cen Yuhao laugh. How can that little girl be so easily tricked? He can guarantee that if she is tricked into a pyramid scheme, she will be brainwashed to the point of cleanliness! (TN: I don't understand this, help)
But just looking at her brainwashed appearance, he actually felt that she was so silly and cute that it was too much for him! Cen Yuhao hurriedly unscrewed the tap and received a handful of cool water and poured it on his face.
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